You know I can’t help but notice that even when Blue Monster is trying to be nice he is still some how arrogant – oh well at least he is trying. I have noticed recently that light has a different quality on different days here on this planet so I thought that we could use […]
Blue’s writing is getting shorter and shorter I note, and also of a more and more dubious nature. Still, my friend Green Monster will be joining us soon with a sparkly new blog. I believe that he tends to review science fiction, horror and the like, which is cool. This week write anything you like […]
Blue Monster, I am pleased to say, has been very nice to the Green Monster and talked him into blogging his lovely reviews. However this whole sorry issue could have been avoided if Blue wasn’t so self-centred and arrogant in the first place. Anyway this week I want you to write the opening of a […]
Blue Monster’s lightening up on the issue of Revue Monsters may in fact come too late – Green Monster is now talking about never even sending his stuff off to magazines, he is that upset. I’m hoping at the moment that Yellow’s pleas for his work to be reviewed will pay dividends. Oh well, this […]
Oh dear, Blue Monster is saying he is feeling all alone but he is failing to realise that if Green Monster starts up a blog it will mean that he will be less alone. I think Blue Monster really hasn’t gotten over the fact that any other Monsters exist on the internet at all. And […]
Blue Monster is being so annoyingly small minded. I am beginning to be embarrassed about calling myself a Gurgitation Monster. He is not showing Revue Monsters any respect and this saddens me deeply. Green is lovely and is also very shy about coming on to the web and with the way Blue is behaving. Who […]
I am glade that Blue has cheered up but I personally think he is wrong about other monsters and I have been encouraging my friend Green Monster to write his revues on a blog but he is worried no one will like his stuff. 🙁 Ok this week I want you all to write the opening to […]
Oh dear poor blue really has got the mizogs but Yellow and I were not taking the mickey out of him, no, far from it, we do like him and his writing it’s just he sort of was being mean to Yellow. Still, monster politics aside lets look at today’s writing exercise. We all know the horror […]
I think Blue Monster may be a little delusional this week but we love him anyway. 🙂 I hope this means we are all going to be friends again? Today we are going to write for 5 minutes about shoes. Shiny Shoes I saw some shiny shoes and oh how I wanted them They were sleek […]
Yellow Monster is doing really well with his writings despite Blue’s unwarranted animosity. Go Yellow! This week spend five minutes writing about coat hangers. There is an old man whose wife thinks him insane and paranoid. He is scared of video players and cannot grasp the concept of MP3s but what he most fears are coat hangers, […]