Archive for January, 2009

The Jewel Clipped Night

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Blue Monster’s lightening up on the issue of Revue Monsters may in fact come too late – Green Monster is now talking about never even sending his stuff off to magazines, he is that upset. I’m hoping at the moment that Yellow’s pleas for his work to be reviewed will pay dividends. Oh well, this […]


Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Oh dear, Blue Monster is saying he is feeling all alone but he is failing to realise that if Green Monster starts up a blog it will mean that he will be less alone. I think Blue Monster really hasn’t gotten over the fact that any other Monsters exist on the internet at all. And […]

The Rent

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Blue Monster is being so annoyingly small minded. I am beginning to be embarrassed about calling myself a Gurgitation Monster. He is not showing Revue Monsters any respect and this saddens me deeply. Green is lovely and is also very shy about coming on to the web and with the way Blue is behaving. Who […]


Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

I am glade that Blue has cheered up but I personally think he is wrong about other monsters and I have been encouraging my friend Green Monster to write his revues on a blog but he is worried no one will like his stuff. 🙁 Ok this week I want you all to write the opening to […]