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Red Van

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Blue Monster is, I’m afraid, having a bit of a stress attack about Yellow Monster. I think he is perhaps feeling just a little bit threatened and so he should – the silly monster. This week you should write about transit vans. I think I am in love Red as I am With a big roaring […]

Princess in a Bubble

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Blue has to be one of the most arrogant and self deluded monsters I have ever met.  Yellow’s writing is of an acquired taste, I’ll give you that, but he is writing and that is the important thing – and it was his first story. Blue is still being mean over on his blog, which is totally uncalled […]

Fish

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Personally I think Blue is being a bit mean to Yellow at the moment, especially as we haven’t actually seen any of his stories yet. Anyway, monster politics aside I would like you all to consider what it must be like being a fish for 10 minutes. Swim, swim, swim, swim Around around Up and down around […]

The Teapot

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

I am so ecstatic my friend Yellow is coming on the net too. 🙂 He is a Regurgitation Monster rather than a Gurgitation Monster like me and Blue, meaning that a lot of his material is from true life! This will be interesting – of course it’s all highly dramatised. Anyway, this week I thought we […]

The Red Glittery Shoes

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Today’s topic is glitter! The Red Glittery Shoes I saw my true desire In a film When I was small A pair of shoes Red and glitter Sparkling red And glistening bright Magic shoes were they And followed the dance But the shoes where nowhere Nowhere to be found Until my twenty third birthday There […]

In The Attic

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Blue said that he had a higher intellect – I think it is so high that it is in the attic. Still at least it gives me an idea for today’s writing – I think we should all spend five minutes writing about the attic or loft or whatever you call it. In The Attic In […]

Red is Better than Blue

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

I’ve just been reading some of Blue’s work and think that he is perhaps struggling a bit with ideas, also I am a little hurt with his comments about my work. So this week I thought I’d write something about how red is a superior colour to blue. You could do a colour inspired poem yourself […]

Fluffy Tufty Cushions

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Well some of you thought that last week’s post was too gruesome so I thought I’d do something lovey dovey this week. The subject is fluffy cushions. I think you all need to do a 10 minute writing exercise on this subject. Fluffy Cushions My cat is a beautiful white persian and loves to drape herself on the settee. […]

Gnashing Teeth

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Hello again! This week I thought I’d write about gnashing teeth, you should all write for 5 minutes about teeth as well, though you might want to be a bit less, well, red! Gnashing Teeth At night there is a demonic demon known as Dentineous Gruesiosome. It hides in the toothbrush cupboard in the bathroom. When you are getting […]

Wow a Blog!

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Wow I have a blog! The Wiggly Pets have helped me set it up and Blue Monster has reluctantly said that he will help me by adding me to his blog roll and stuff but obviously only if I add him to mine. I am a Story Gurgitation Monster and am very excited to find this new […]