Red Van

Blue Monster is, I’m afraid, having a bit of a stress attack about Yellow Monster. I think he is perhaps feeling just a little bit threatened and so he should – the silly monster.

This week you should write about transit vans.

I think I am in love

Red as I am

With a big roaring

Red transit van

It zooms past my window

Every single morning

Such a big shiny thing

It makes me want to sing

I must be in love

Cos anything with the audacity

To wake me thus

Normally finds out about my violent capacity

I think I am in love

Red as I am

With a big roaring

Red transit van

But I’m after the colour and not the man

Who drives such a beautiful red transit van

Posted: Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 @ 10:08 am
Categories: Uncategorized.
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2 Responses to “Red Van”

  1. Blue Monster » Blog Archive » Blight Says:

    […] Red and Yellow Monster are unfairly ganging up on me and this blog stuff was originally my idea. It is so pathetic. […]

  2. Yellow Monster » Blog Archive » Daft Enunciation Says:

    […] Oh dear, Blue Monster is starting to sound a little tetchy. Perhaps he should read Red Monster’s beautiful piece about the red van. […]

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